The Worst Museum Ever!
The Worst Museum Ever! by John O'Marra from his book: Chocolate Chips and Rocket Ships (99 1/2 poems illustrated by 100 illustrators)
Step right up and take the tour,
We’re small but there’s a lot to see,
Smelly socks and crusty undies,
In the Dirty Laundry Gallery.
I’m quite proud of our modern art,
Like Unmade Bed and Ketchup Wall.
Old and moldy pizza crust is displayed in the Science Hall.
There’s animals to visit,
Ants, mice and dust bunnies,
In the closet is the gift shop,
If you have any spending money.
What a collection of wonders, Mom,
I’m glad you got to see ‘em!
So now you know why I can’t clean my room –
I turned it into a museum!
LEARN MORE ABOUT THE BOOK AND THE AUTHOR!
Step right up and take the tour,
We’re small but there’s a lot to see,
Smelly socks and crusty undies,
In the Dirty Laundry Gallery.
I’m quite proud of our modern art,
Like Unmade Bed and Ketchup Wall.
Old and moldy pizza crust is displayed in the Science Hall.
There’s animals to visit,
Ants, mice and dust bunnies,
In the closet is the gift shop,
If you have any spending money.
What a collection of wonders, Mom,
I’m glad you got to see ‘em!
So now you know why I can’t clean my room –
I turned it into a museum!
LEARN MORE ABOUT THE BOOK AND THE AUTHOR!